Irrational Christoph Waltz Fans


  1. Friend: He’s too old to play a stripper. Me: DO I DESTROY YOUR DREAMS?  WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING MEIN MINE?

    Friend: He’s too old to play a stripper.
    Me: DO I DESTROY YOUR DREAMS?  WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING MEIN MINE?

  2. Can someone please do this and submit a link?

    Can someone please do this and submit a link?

  3. But I don’t wanna punch Ellen Degeneres in the face! :(…Unless she knew what she was doing and said it as a joke.

    But I don’t wanna punch Ellen Degeneres in the face! :(

    …Unless she knew what she was doing and said it as a joke.